lol....shoelace was sad today, so i told her that when i learned how to play pachelbels canon in d id go up to davis and play it just for her so shed be happy. and she was happy and said she would be happier if i did it. so im like..but where would i play piano in the dorms...and shes all "well theres one in the lounge and no one cares what you do in there, i even once saw some couple havin sex" so im like....hmmmm and then i told shoelace "when i see someone doing honky dorry im gonna sit down and start playing piano just to mess up their rhythm!" and we laughed and made other jokes, but then....buahaha the plan came up. im like hey shoelace dont you play an instument, and she plays clarinet and flute! so i told her she has to join me in my cause and shes all alright. and i remembered that the website i dled the sheet music from had diff versions, and lo and behold, there was one for piano, clarinet, and flute. so im like we need a third person! and then im like christa! lol so we all talked...and now were all gonna play pachelbels canon in d in the lounge when we see people doing honkey dorry. :-P..but first we have to learn it...lol well im starting it
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Lol hilburn bash fest: feel free to join at any time
ekaslime: mrs hilburn can kiss.........something
ekaslime: that is not me
BajaPicante1676: a pretty pink flower
ekaslime: no
ekaslime: something ugly
BajaPicante1676: a pink....elephant.....'s ass?
ekaslime: yes!
ekaslime (8:26:40 PM): thanks for the chuckle....
ekaslime (8:26:47 PM): in the middle of hilburn hw
ekaslime (8:26:54 PM): if you make fun of her itll be better
JacketD59 (8:27:05 PM): oh dude she's so damn old
ekaslime (8:27:13 PM): that?
JacketD59 (8:27:30 PM): that no one gets older than mrs hilburn
JacketD59 (8:27:35 PM): she's so damn accident prone
ekaslime (8:27:46 PM): lol that too
JacketD59 (8:27:50 PM): ever week she would come in with something broken bruised or hurt
ekaslime (8:27:51 PM): didnt she break her leg 3 times your year?
JacketD59 (8:28:06 PM): i think it was broken first
JacketD59 (8:28:11 PM): then she tore a ligiment
JacketD59 (8:28:21 PM): then she hurt her thumb or something
ekaslime (8:28:30 PM): didnt she slip on her porch?
JacketD59 (8:28:35 PM): i guess
JacketD59 (8:28:40 PM): i htink mr hilburn pushed her
ekaslime (8:28:47 PM): lol
JacketD59 (8:28:49 PM): i mean she's so damn annoying i would too
ekaslime (8:29:01 PM): did you ever call her answering machine?
JacketD59 (8:29:10 PM): no why?
ekaslime (8:29:17 PM): lol b/c its so nerdy its funny
JacketD59 (8:29:25 PM): i wouldn't doubt it
ekaslime (8:29:26 PM): she talks about physics, and he talks about existentialism
ekaslime (8:30:36 PM): you should call it one day
JacketD59 (8:30:51 PM): i'll leave a threatening message too
ekaslime (8:31:01 PM): lol saying what?
JacketD59 (8:31:11 PM): i'm going to kill you
ekaslime (8:31:11 PM): "remember me...."
JacketD59 (8:31:13 PM): muahahahahaha
ekaslime (8:31:15 PM): lol thats mean
ekaslime (8:31:19 PM): shell prob break her leg again
JacketD59 (8:31:22 PM): they deserve it
ekaslime (8:31:26 PM): why?
ekaslime (8:31:32 PM): i mean they are mean...and annoying...
JacketD59 (8:31:39 PM): bc mrs hilburn ******
ekaslime (8:31:51 PM): oh i see...then they deserve it
JacketD59 (8:32:04 PM): i'll be like "I'm going to hunt u down and make u break ur leg"
ekaslime (8:32:09 PM): LMAO!
ekaslime (8:32:55 PM): hes a war veteran and a physicist
JacketD59 (8:33:03 PM): no he's not
JacketD59 (8:33:23 PM): he was a cook on some ship and he likes to think he's a physicist
ekaslime (8:33:30 PM): lol!
JacketD59 (8:33:58 PM): seriusly
ekaslime (8:38:50 PM): i wonder how they live together....
JacketD59 (8:39:16 PM): i think mr hilburn sits around thinking of what he's "done" while mrs hilburn read chaucer
anyone else wanna add stuff?
Emil's thoughts took float @ 9:31 PM
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The Survey Rages on in the online world. please feel free to add your input to this survey. the world needs to know, did YOU jiggle the handle?!
joshuas805: i don't know
joshuas805: i refuse to comment
joshuas805: i plead the 5th
Bright Cassiopea: it fell off in my hand!
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle
BLuEy8GiRl: WUT!
BLuEy8GiRl: nOO
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle
Starfox0064x: jiggle the handle?
ekaslime: yes...its a yes no question
Starfox0064x: no
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
XxScissorManxX: yeah, when i got home
ekaslime: wow
ekaslime: fast action
XxScissorManxX: all day at school...neews a little jiggling
ekaslime: did it...turn out well?
XxScissorManxX: i'll say
ekaslime: good out come?
XxScissorManxX: it came out real good
XxScissorManxX: wait what are we talking about?
JamesDaniel84: what???
ekaslime: its a yes no question
JamesDaniel84: it's one of those gay/straight things isn't it?
ekaslime: not at all
ekaslime: its just a simple question
JamesDaniel84: heh then yes
ekaslime: somehow everyone assumes the worst
ekaslime: did it work out well?
JamesDaniel84: yes
ekaslime: nothing went wrong?
JamesDaniel84: no
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
oshbygosh1016: yes?
ekaslime: ah, how was it?
oshbygosh1016: nice
ekaslime: anything else you wnat to add?
oshbygosh1016: and umm.....interesting
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
cOcOpOp777: ....
ekaslime: does that mean yes in korean?
cOcOpOp777: no..
cOcOpOp777: in my language
cOcOpOp777: i would say..
cOcOpOp777: nambun gaesecki
cOcOpOp777: :-D
ekaslime: oh what does that mean?
cOcOpOp777: :sigh:
cOcOpOp777: just a lil' secret between me and my ppl
cOcOpOp777: hehe
ekaslime: damn
ekaslime: ill take that as a "i tried but it didnt work out"
cOcOpOp777: hehe
cOcOpOp777: aight then
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
StarlightSpark13: yes I did and it was great!!
ekaslime: really?!
ekaslime: wow
ekaslime: im happy for you
StarlightSpark13: yes its shook a bit too!!
ekaslime: how did it go down?
ekaslime: oh dear it shook?
StarlightSpark13: nope it went up as far as I know
StarlightSpark13: yes very much so
ekaslime: was the outcome good?
StarlightSpark13: i hope so cause then Bobby will be dead
ekaslime: oh my
ekaslime: why bobby?
ekaslime: was he involved?
StarlightSpark13: yes and so was Luke but that was aftre the royal troll ate the galss slipper
ekaslime: oh dear!
ekaslime: she ate the slipper and then you and bobby jiggled the handle?
ekaslime: how did that work out?!
StarlightSpark13: No no she ate the slipper while bobby and Luke shooks the handle
StarlightSpark13: I just happened to be assiting them
StarlightSpark13: It didnt, Antartica declared war
StarlightSpark13: :-D
ekaslime: oh dear
ekaslime: so who shook what handle?
StarlightSpark13: Luke did with bobbys help after I joined in too
StarlightSpark13: isnt it amazing!!
akoto kawbayan: yes yes i did
akoto kawbayan: did u?
ekaslime: no
ekaslime: did it come out well?
akoto kawbayan: yep
akoto kawbayan: it did
akoto kawbayan: phenomenal look
ekaslime: really?!
ekaslime: thats shocking
ekaslime: so youre satisfied?
akoto kawbayan: yes
akoto kawbayan: ur shocked beyond belief?
ekaslime: no
ekaslime: well its strange
ekaslime: but can you tell me anything else about your experiance?
akoto kawbayan: "jiggling the handle" was sooo..
akoto kawbayan: wow
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
KiraSHappy: yea
ekaslime: really?
ekaslime: how was it?
KiraSHappy: it was......hard
KiraSHappy: but..after i jiggled it....
KiraSHappy: jk
ekaslime: after you jiggled it...then waht?
ekaslime: dont be shy
KiraSHappy: it..................................................................................................................................FLUSHED
ekaslime: oh...that worked?
ekaslime: sometimes i hear its not successful
KiraSHappy: it was very successful
ekaslime: no side effects at all?
KiraSHappy: welll...a little leakage
ekaslime: ah...that can be bad
KiraSHappy: si si
ekaslime: i hope the end result isnt to painful to bear
KiraSHappy: well...the indoor plumbing...is kind of weak at the moment
KiraSHappy: soo......
KiraSHappy: i jsut dont know what willhappen
ekaslime: hmmmm....that could be bad
ekaslime: perhaps you need a plumber
ekaslime: i mean...maybe he can jiggle the handle and fix it
KiraSHappy: so i need a plumber that would be so nice as to come over to my house, and jiggle my handle..and fix it?
ekaslime: yeah, id think so
Emil's thoughts took float @ 10:48 PM
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Yet another innuendo to strike the online world made up by me and bobby:
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
StarlightSpark13: lol n o
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
Dee GreenTea: yep
ekaslime: good to know
ekaslime: was it fun?
Dee GreenTea: suuuuuuuure was
ekaslime: oh my
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
peterk1031: what handle
ekaslime: the handle
peterk1031: your drunk
ekaslime: thank you
BajaPicante1676: a lil bit....but nothing happened
ekaslime: try harder?
BajaPicante1676: i jiggled with a ferocity this world has never known....but i says nothin happened!
ekaslime: it said that?@!
ekaslime: wow.....
ekaslime: that handle is not worth your time
(malous the best as usual)
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
Marcuslover729: no i shook it
ekaslime: oh dear
ekaslime: did it still turn out well?
Marcuslover729: somewhat
ekaslime: stuck half way through?
Marcuslover729: 3/4 of the way
Marcuslover729: like peanut butter
ekaslime: oh, but afterwards it worked right?
ekaslime: like peanut butter? oh my
Marcuslover729: yeah it was creamy
ekaslime: omg
Marcuslover729: alright i will update my handle shaking to you another day
ekaslime: one question, did you jiggle the handle?
Bright Cassiopea: ?
ekaslime: just a yes no question
Bright Cassiopea: im not answering
ekaslime: ill take that as a no
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
Sly4005: yep...you?
ekaslime: not tonight
Sly4005: why not?
ekaslime: complications
ekaslime: complicated ones
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
movbichgetotdawy: not this time..
movbichgetotdawy: this time i sort of..
movbichgetotdawy: broke it...
ekaslime: oy
ekaslime: that must have been a tragic loss
movbichgetotdawy: yea i was stuck in the room for hours..
movbichgetotdawy: i wanted to cry..
ekaslime: terrible terrible loss
ekaslime: i feel your pain
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
Maloulover29: what?
Maloulover29: no
ekaslime: hmm.....
ekaslime: strange malou did
ekaslime: did you jiggle the handle?
XdRaGoNpRinCeZzX: er
ekaslime: yes or no?
XdRaGoNpRinCeZzX: umno
ekaslime: ah
ekaslime: i see
ekaslime: poor you
XdRaGoNpRinCeZzX: ???
NikiNeko4: Yes.. I jiggled the hand and then bit it?
NikiNeko4: Rarrr!
NikiNeko4: I'm evil >=)
ekaslime: oh yeah, bobby, did you jiggle the handle?
OHSDramaRat: no, I did not... what do you think I am, someone from Stanford?!??!
(score! double innuendo!)
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